If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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