It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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