How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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