you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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