yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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