This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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