There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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