I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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