; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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