her vagine was all disorganized.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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