I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
