This girl is more easily done than said...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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