how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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