After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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