I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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