I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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