I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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