Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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