no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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