just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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