she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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