Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm always down for nudity.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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