I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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