My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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