Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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