we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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