I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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