I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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