do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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