Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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