Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You left your phone here
Wait...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
