There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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