Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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