Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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