jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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