question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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