And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Randomize
