we have pet lesbian snakes
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
