after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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