did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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