He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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