They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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