Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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