the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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