Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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