Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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