And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
