How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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