this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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