Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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