Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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