i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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