garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just cut my nipple shaving
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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