I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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