So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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